30 [Audio] 4TH WALL DAY

[drinkuntilidie]

By da Loa dis be a whole lotta deja fuckin' vu right now. If I didn't know bettah I'd say dis all happened befuh, which, knowin' places like dis, probably be meanin' dat it did.

Whole lotta new faces I see runnin' round here. Might haftah start sharin' rooms if dey decide to stay. I tell joo right now I ain't be recommendin' it.

Could stick around fuh da tournahment dough if any of joo be feelin' like gettin' a liddle bloody.

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[metharchy]

[She snorts.]

I'd join the tournament but I think it'd be rather stupid of me to put myself in the line of fire, considering all things.

[drinkuntilidie]

[That's a familiar voice. It brings up a familiar hatred too.]

Now if joo didn't wanna do dat den joo probably shouldn't have poke up in da first place.

[metharchy]

Probably not, but it's not every day I find myself back from the dead after a long and agonizing digestion inside the End.

Where is Redd?

[drinkuntilidie]

Well I be more den happy to put joo back in da dirt to make t'ings right.

Dead. Last I saw him was when I rammed my swords t'roo his chest.

[He sounds a little pleased about that.]

[metharchy]

Don't be ridiculous, you couldn't manage something as challenging as that.

[Not that she's had the opportunity to test things since she's woken up from wherever the hell she was.]

And what do you mean your swords were in his chest

[The words are half snarled.]

[drinkuntilidie]

Right you just keep t'inkin' dat. It always be so satisfyin' to see da arrogant ones fall.

[Sounds like he hit a nerve. Good. He'll just keep pressing it.]

I mean I ran my fuckin' swords t'roo his damn chest. If it be dat confusin' I can give joo an example.

[entirelybonkers]

New faces, familiar faces - it's rather up in the air as to just who you might run into, don't you think? It's quite curious indeed, I must admit.

Hello, Kevas.

[drinkuntilidie]

[That sound? That's the sound of his heart stopping.]

Alice? Alice! Oh by da Loa I've nevah been so happy to hear joor voice girliemon. It been far too long.

[entirelybonkers]

Truly?

[She sounds amused -- and maybe confused.]

Time passes funny in dreams, I suppose. admittedly, I cannot tell if this is a dream or if it is reality. The two sometimes are easily confused.

[drinkuntilidie]

If it be a dream den I hope it be one dat nevah ends. Reality ain't nearly be as much as fun.

[entirelybonkers]

Oh, I'm not so sure -- considering how easily interchangeable they can be, I rather like swinging back and forth like a pendulum. It's far more fun this way.

Where might you be, good sir?

[drinkuntilidie]

Dat certainly be one way to look at it. A very Alice way of lookin' at it. I should try it sometime.

Oh I be out on da green lookin' fuh a very special girliemon to give a long ovahdue hug.

[rdmcatpaw]

By the sounds of it, you know the layout here better than anyone else, Kevas. Have you been here before?

[drinkuntilidie]

Kitten! Joor here too? Are joo alright? Have joo been okay?

[It's a big damn family reunion now.]

I been here fuh months. It be so good to here joor voice again. Where joo be?

[rdmcatpaw]

Yes, I'm fine. Why? What's wrong?

[She pauses for a moment. She sounds absolutely confused.]

Months? I just saw you recently though.

[She's looking around her surroundings.]

I believe I'm by a garden.

[drinkuntilidie]

By da Loa dis place will nevah stop confusin' me.

I haven't seen joo since we got to da Golden Shore Kitten, and dat been months ago fuh me.

[Kevas is already on the move.]

Stay right dere. I'll be seein' jah soon.

[rdmcatpaw]

We reached the Golden Shore, when?

[Although she doesn't get to question the troll any further when he mentions staying put.]

Okay.

[drinkuntilidie]

A while ago, joo don't remembuh dat?

[Stupid time travel bullshit.

When Kevas reaches the gardens he spots Cat within moments and races towards her, wrapping her in his arms when he reaches her.]

It been too damn long Kitten.

[personify_darkness]

I'm not sharing a room with some stranger. Not unless I have good incentive to do otherwise.

...

Bloody?

[Why does the grumbly undertone in Fieron's voice suddenly sound like a kid offered free candy in a candy store?]

[drinkuntilidie]

Dat be good cuz I ain't be offuhin' one to jah.

[Oh good one of the crazy ones.]

Well it ain't be like mons gonna be ticklin' each uddah out dere.

[wolvesxeyes]

[Rea hasn't really had the chance to say this, so here y'go, Kev.]

Good luck with the tournament, Kevas. I'll be cheerin' yah on from the sidelines. Kick some ass!

[She'd decided to sit this one out. And sure, Megamind's on the opposite team, but her brother will always come first.]

[drinkuntilidie]

Ain't dat be what I always do?

[No shortage of confidence here.]

[wolvesxeyes]

Of course, brother dear. Just don't get to hurt, okay?

Oh, and if you spot a blue guy with a big head, don't hurt him to badly, alright?

[She's cheering for Kevas, but that doesn't mean she wants to see Megamind pummeled.]

[drinkuntilidie]

T'ink I spent 'nuff time in da infirmary fuh my likin'.

If I see him I'll just give him a liddle lovetap. Sure it be notin' he can't handle.

[wolvesxeyes]

Good.

I donno, Kev, he's pretty scrawny. Y'might send him flying with that lovetap.