30 [Audio] 4TH WALL DAY

[drinkuntilidie]

By da Loa dis be a whole lotta deja fuckin' vu right now. If I didn't know bettah I'd say dis all happened befuh, which, knowin' places like dis, probably be meanin' dat it did.

Whole lotta new faces I see runnin' round here. Might haftah start sharin' rooms if dey decide to stay. I tell joo right now I ain't be recommendin' it.

Could stick around fuh da tournahment dough if any of joo be feelin' like gettin' a liddle bloody.

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[metharchy]

[She snorts.]

I'd join the tournament but I think it'd be rather stupid of me to put myself in the line of fire, considering all things.

[entirelybonkers]

New faces, familiar faces - it's rather up in the air as to just who you might run into, don't you think? It's quite curious indeed, I must admit.

Hello, Kevas.

[rdmcatpaw]

By the sounds of it, you know the layout here better than anyone else, Kevas. Have you been here before?

[drinkuntilidie]

[That's a familiar voice. It brings up a familiar hatred too.]

Now if joo didn't wanna do dat den joo probably shouldn't have poke up in da first place.

[metharchy]

Probably not, but it's not every day I find myself back from the dead after a long and agonizing digestion inside the End.

Where is Redd?

[drinkuntilidie]

[That sound? That's the sound of his heart stopping.]

Alice? Alice! Oh by da Loa I've nevah been so happy to hear joor voice girliemon. It been far too long.

[drinkuntilidie]

Kitten! Joor here too? Are joo alright? Have joo been okay?

[It's a big damn family reunion now.]

I been here fuh months. It be so good to here joor voice again. Where joo be?

[entirelybonkers]

Truly?

[She sounds amused -- and maybe confused.]

Time passes funny in dreams, I suppose. admittedly, I cannot tell if this is a dream or if it is reality. The two sometimes are easily confused.

[drinkuntilidie]

Well I be more den happy to put joo back in da dirt to make t'ings right.

Dead. Last I saw him was when I rammed my swords t'roo his chest.

[He sounds a little pleased about that.]

[metharchy]

Don't be ridiculous, you couldn't manage something as challenging as that.

[Not that she's had the opportunity to test things since she's woken up from wherever the hell she was.]

And what do you mean your swords were in his chest

[The words are half snarled.]

[drinkuntilidie]

If it be a dream den I hope it be one dat nevah ends. Reality ain't nearly be as much as fun.

[drinkuntilidie]

Right you just keep t'inkin' dat. It always be so satisfyin' to see da arrogant ones fall.

[Sounds like he hit a nerve. Good. He'll just keep pressing it.]

I mean I ran my fuckin' swords t'roo his damn chest. If it be dat confusin' I can give joo an example.

[metharchy]

[Glaring, have all of it you damned troll.]

When? Why? He was trying to save you ungrateful wretches. We were all trying to get you to safety and this is how you repay the man?

[Her lip curls up in a sneer of disdain.]

[entirelybonkers]

Oh, I'm not so sure -- considering how easily interchangeable they can be, I rather like swinging back and forth like a pendulum. It's far more fun this way.

Where might you be, good sir?

[drinkuntilidie]

[Have an oh so smug grin right back at you you crazy bitch.]

I don't recall evah ownin' a worthless dog like joo an explanation. Joo be dead, he be dead, and Da End be dead, and I couldn't be happiuh to see all of joo rot.

[drinkuntilidie]

Dat certainly be one way to look at it. A very Alice way of lookin' at it. I should try it sometime.

Oh I be out on da green lookin' fuh a very special girliemon to give a long ovahdue hug.

[entirelybonkers]

It's a bit more appealing than the ordinary, I think.

[She'll go that way, then.]

Splendid -- I think that I shall make my way there myself, considering I rather think I owe a certain green troll a swift kiss on the cheek.

[drinkuntilidie]

Course it be. Ordinary nevah been dat appealin' anyway.

[And he'll just wait there until he sees that familiar blonde.]

Wouldn't joo know it, I happen to be a green troll myself.

[metharchy]

[She really does growl then, not even bothering to cover the loathing in her eyes. Meth knew she was worthless. Redd had never failed to make that clear to all of them, but damned if she'd hear it from the troll and take it meekly.

But the Captain was dead. The End as well. It was a very small consolation.]

Fine. Enjoy your blighted happiness at my death, but the Captain was a great man and it's because of him you still have the skin on your back and your soul in one piece. He deserves some measure of respect for what he did for all of you.

[rdmcatpaw]

Yes, I'm fine. Why? What's wrong?

[She pauses for a moment. She sounds absolutely confused.]

Months? I just saw you recently though.

[She's looking around her surroundings.]

I believe I'm by a garden.

[drinkuntilidie]

[Kevas just continues to smile back at her. He hates her and the crew more than anyone can possibly imagine and seeing her squirm like this is a treat that he can't get enough of.]

Maybe he does, but he ain't be gettin' any from me. Now run along back to da trash where joo belong.

[drinkuntilidie]

By da Loa dis place will nevah stop confusin' me.

I haven't seen joo since we got to da Golden Shore Kitten, and dat been months ago fuh me.

[Kevas is already on the move.]

Stay right dere. I'll be seein' jah soon.

[rdmcatpaw]

We reached the Golden Shore, when?

[Although she doesn't get to question the troll any further when he mentions staying put.]

Okay.

[metharchy]

[She smiles back, hard, barely containing the vicious fury in her heart.]

I may belong with the trash but I redeemed myself in death and you'll rot in this Keep.

[drinkuntilidie]

[Nothing is going to ruin Kevas' mood at the moment. Not even that.]

Joo killed countless cuz joo t'ought joo were bettah den what joo were. Dere be no redemption fuh joo. Just a grave dat no mon gonna remembuh. As fuh me, I don't mind dat so much. It ain't be my future dat I be concerned 'bout.