24 [Commentlog] Let the shit hitting the fan commence

[drinkuntilidie]

[It's another bad day for Kevas. As more time passes without his precious drink he's getting more and more of those. Any reasonable person would just lock themselves in their room and keep away from everyone. Unfortunately, Kevas isn't being reasonable much anymore.

Why should he have to lock himself away? He's already being punished so why should he have to be the one locked up? If people don't like his attitude right now they can just deal with it. It's not like they're the ones going through this.

As if by instinct, Kevas finds himself near the stables just staring at the stable tower where all the liquor is kept. It's like it's mocking him, and with Talia in his head he can't even sneak a drink. This troll isn't happy at all right now and pity the poor soul that comes across him.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[He'd try to, if someone ever bothered explaining it.]

I see no one around.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[And he'd explain if he was being rational.]

Dat don't mean dey ain't be dere.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He sort of spreads his hands, looking around them.]

Where are they?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

I don't fuckin' know! I just want my fuckin' likkah!

[heavyweaponsbot]

So go get it.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

I can't! She be in my fuckin' head. If I start drinkin' den she gonna know.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Who is in your head?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

My wife.

[Normally he's just fine with this but right now not so much.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Oh.

[He peers at him.]

So tell her to get out.

[Because that totally worked with Ratchet.]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

She won't.

[Unfortunately his wife is rather stubborn when she wants to be.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Then think about something else while you do it?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

If it be dat simple don't joo t'ink I wouldah done dat by now?

[heavyweaponsbot]

How should I know what you have and have not done?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Kevas grunts and goes back to sulking staring at the tower.]

Mon, if joo wanna help den knock down dat towah or sometin'.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He looks at the tower, then back at Kevas.]

The whole thing?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

It and everytin' dat be in it.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Just to get your alcohol?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

No, cuz I can't have it! I just be wantin' it all gone.

[heavyweaponsbot]

That is stupid.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Kevas scowls at the bot.]

If joo ain't gonna be helpful how 'bout joo keep dem opinions to joorself.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Destroying the tower is not helpful. There is nothing to be gained from knocking it over.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Right, joo ain't gonna help. I get it.

[heavyweaponsbot]

If you want someone to help commit mass destruction, talk to a Decepticon. Not me.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

I ain't even be knowin' what da hell dat be.

[He only knows Autobots because that's what he's heard Ironhide call himself.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

My enemy.

[He says it like it should be self-explanatory.]