drinkuntilidie: (Someone's getting shanked)
drinkuntilidie ([personal profile] drinkuntilidie) wrote2011-11-08 03:04 pm

21 [Zandali + Translanted]

[When Kevas woke up this morning the last thing he expected to find was himself locked in his own room, and feeling how cold the door handle was, there was no doubt in his mind of what happened. Someone just dropped a glacier in front of his door...again.

When the audio begins there's a heavy pounding on Kevas' door and when he starts talking he doesn't sound happy at all.]


Let. Me. Out! You can't do this to me!

[More pounding.]

This isn't a choice! You're just forcing what you want on me!

Talia! Nel! Let me out of here dammit!

[Video-Text-Audio!] ALLTHREE.

[identity profile] kptn-sparrow.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[First there's that precious look of surprised horror on the captain's face as he realizes that Something transmitted. Then there's a quick spastic switch to reflexively trying to cross out his previous post which clearly doesn't work:]

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[Then it switches to audio.]

U-rr... Now. I didn't mean that! It was just good... fun?

[Jack is trying for epic backpedal here.]

OH MAI A THREESOME

[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Kevas enjoys that look of terror immensely.]

You know what I think is fun? Watching pirates choke on their own dreadlocks.

JUST FOR YOU

[identity profile] kptn-sparrow.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Now that doesn't sound like fun at all!

[SCOFF.]

That's all together too violent for a good time, mate.

I FEEL SO SPECIAL

[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's just an acquired taste then. Let's see if you have it.

AND HAPPY?

[identity profile] kptn-sparrow.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I can assure you that is not a taste that I'll be acquiring any time soon. In fact! Not at all!

[Thank all the gods for this journal and apparently a door between them.]

Delicate digestion, you know.

I FEEL SPAPPY

[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh but I think you'll be getting a taste for it real soon. Like as soon as I get out of this damn room.

SO SPAPPY TOGETHER~

[identity profile] kptn-sparrow.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thankfully Jack knows the redheads enough that he's aware of exactly how stubborn the both of them are. He does not envy your position in the slightest. ]

You can not tell me, mate, that you would not have done the very same thing were you in my position!

[identity profile] drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com 2011-11-09 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm not dumb enough to get caught.