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drinkuntilidie) wrote2011-10-17 11:50 pm
drinkuntilidie) wrote2011-10-17 11:50 pm
20 [Zandali + Translated Text]
You know, as shitty as places like this and the boat are, I have really got to hand it to them.
[He pauses as he downs his eighth bottle in a row.]
They definitely know their liquor around here. Seriously, I don't even recognize half these brands. Guess I had better spend some more time getting well acquainted with everything in here.
[Not that he hasn't been doing that. The tavern is pretty much his second home at this point and he's plenty happy to waste his day away trying every last bottle until he finally falls over. Sometimes a mon just needs a drink, and in this case he needs all of them.]
[He pauses as he downs his eighth bottle in a row.]
They definitely know their liquor around here. Seriously, I don't even recognize half these brands. Guess I had better spend some more time getting well acquainted with everything in here.
[Not that he hasn't been doing that. The tavern is pretty much his second home at this point and he's plenty happy to waste his day away trying every last bottle until he finally falls over. Sometimes a mon just needs a drink, and in this case he needs all of them.]
PROBABLY 8D
Just been a lot goin' on lately. I been a real busy mon, so I t'ought I'd give myself a little treat.
[Though it's anything but little judging by the amount of bottles.]
KEVAS YOU ARE THE BEST DADDY EVER
Oh...I...understand, that. [Dying, and all.]
...Could...I?
IT'S BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS GIRLIEMONS SO MUCH
Course joo can girliemon, but just take a sip of it. Dis be joor first time so it gonna be a little strong.
[He hands the bottle over to her.]
AND THEY LOVE YOU TOO
Okay...
[She sniffed, and made a face. Ew. This was...drinkable?
Well, he was drinking it, so...
Bottoms up?
And cue a sputter. Asfhhhufdfjk WTF is this shit?!]
This...this helps?
[does it get better?!? Cause ICK]
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He reaches over to rub her back while she sputters.]
Been helpin' me since I was just a little mon.
[Rapunzel it gets soooo much better you have no idea.]
Kevas you're terrible
R-really?
[Wheeze. She looks at the bottle, eyes watery.]
Does it always taste so bad?
[Please confirm it gets better because she is starting to question your judgement.]
Terribly awesome!
Like I said, it be a bit strong da first time joo try it, but it be gettin' bettah da more joo drink.
[He takes the bottle back from her. Unless she asks for more he'll just hold onto that.]
My faddah gave me my first few sips when I was 'bout knee high. Didn't have trouble sleepin' dat night.
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Oh.
[Okay. The better the more you have, so maybe in a minute…she’ll ask for it back.]
…Really? No trouble sleeping? [Her eyes widen a little at this. Someone has been having some not so nice dreams.]
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I went out like a light da first few times. Course da more I drank da more toluhrance I got and started lastin' longah.
[Don't get the wrong idea here Sunshine. Drinking to fall asleep is not the end goal.]
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What started lasting longer?
[Maybe she was missing the point of what it was she was supposed to be doing. Her throat was feeling better, and she was starting to warm up, so she held a hand out for it again. Maybe this time would be better and not so...
Well.
Horrible.]
Can I...try again?
[She can do this.]
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[Kevas gives her a look like he's sizing her up. It's her first time at this and she really didn't handle that first sip too well. He doesn't want her biting off more than she can chew her first round.
Finally he nods and hands her the bottle. He'll see how this one goes and decide from there.]
Alright Sunshine, just take it slow and easy.
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[She still doesn't know exactly what that means, but she's assuming it has something to do with the warm feeling in the pit of her belly.
A look of determination crosses her features when she's sized up - she knows that look, Flynn's given it to her before - and she takes it when it's handed and nods.]
Okay. [She can do this. She smacked Flynn with a frying pan and manipulated him into taking her to see the lights - she can handle a drink, right?
Right.
She follows his directions and takes a sip, grimacing a little as it goes down. But, no sputtering! Just...a lot of burning. Ugh, this stuff is kind of horrible.]
So being drunk is...what you want, not...sleeping? [She scrutinizes the bottle and when she's sure that she's not going to sputter or anything of that nature, she takes another sip, careful not to glug.
She hands it back. She doesn't want to overdo it, either.]
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He takes the bottle back again and grins at her.]
Well well, joo be gettin' bettah already.
[Course she's not even close to being able to drink a full bottle yet but they can fix that.]
Aye now joo be gettin' it. Dat be where all da fun be.
this is horrible and you should feel horrible
Really?
[She perks up quite a bit at that, and scrutinizes the bottle that he's holding. Okay, so you drink to take the edge off - but it's not for sleeping, it's to get drunk.
....Hm.]
How do you know when you're drunk?
I should but I don't 83
I have seen some mons hacking da stuff up aftah da first few sips. Least joo be holdin' it down.
[She's very determined for the little ray of sunshine that she is.]
Trust me Sunshine, when joo be drunk joo'll know.
[Or maybe she won't.]
NOPE ME EITHER
...Okay, then.
[Give her that bottle back, Daddy-o.]
YAY WE'RE BOTH TERRIBLE PEOPLE
[Kevas smirks and hands the bottle back to her. At least he's being somewhat responsible and keeping track of how much she's drinking. Getting completely blitzed her first time wouldn't be good.]
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Look Dad, she's becoming a pro - aren't you PROUD?]
...
I...I think I'm getting the hang of this!
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Kevas takes the bottle from her again.]
Aye, dat joo are but I t'ink dat be 'nuff fuh joo fuh awhile. Joo did good Sunshine.
[Time for an affectionate hair ruffle.]
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Really? I did?
[Her smile is just a little brighter and her eyes a little glassier than normal. Good job, Kevas.]
But..you're right! I think I get it now!
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[Kevas notices it but thinks nothing of it. Yep she's definitely going to be feeling it soon enough.]
Course I am. I be havin' plenty of experience.
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[She laughs and scrambles to give him a giant hug. Oh Kevas, you are the best.]
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He wraps an arm around her and smiles before kissing the top of his head.]
Joo be a good girliemon Sunshine, and joo make me damn proud.