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[drinkuntilidie]

[These spiders are really getting on Kevas' last nerves. He can't leave his room without being bitten three or four times be the damn things. At this point he's not even trying to avoid stepping on them. Any of the little buggers that get in his way will become nothing but a smear.

The last pest to bite him was an odd looking one but it delivered one painful bite for its size. Annoying yes, but it doesn't give Kevas any cause for concern...or at least it didn't until a pair of large swellings formed on his wrists.]

I t'ink dere might be sometin' wrong wid me.

[He pokes tenderly at one of the swellings.]

Comments

[sanomorior]

Spider bite?

[FUCKING SPIDERS, SERIOUSLY]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

If not den dis be one helluva rash.

[sanomorior]

Symptoms?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

I be spraying web.

[And doing flips that would make a trapeze artist jealous.]

[sanomorior]

...Excuse me?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Dere be no uddah way to explain it ladymon.

[sanomorior]

From where?

[Please don't say your ass.

Or your eyeballs.

Please don't.]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

A pair of swellin's on my wrists.

[Ladymon you have a strange imagination.]

[sanomorior]

[Well who even knows where you'd be squirting webs from?? That's not a normal condition, you know!]

But no other symptoms? No nausea, dizziness, necrosis, nothing?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Notin' like dat, but I be feelin' light as a feddah dough.

[sanomorior]

Uh huh.

You sound okay, so I'll let you go. If anything progresses or new symptoms pop up, come down to the infirmary. If I'm not there, supplies are.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

If I start growin' extra arms I'll call jah.

[sanomorior]

Good man.

[And she closes the book.]