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[drinkuntilidie]

[These spiders are really getting on Kevas' last nerves. He can't leave his room without being bitten three or four times be the damn things. At this point he's not even trying to avoid stepping on them. Any of the little buggers that get in his way will become nothing but a smear.

The last pest to bite him was an odd looking one but it delivered one painful bite for its size. Annoying yes, but it doesn't give Kevas any cause for concern...or at least it didn't until a pair of large swellings formed on his wrists.]

I t'ink dere might be sometin' wrong wid me.

[He pokes tenderly at one of the swellings.]

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pinche%20cabron >:CCC

[sacredbrand.livejournal.com]

[There isn't anything TO say.

Nel tries and fails to find the words. She thought she'd ceased to be surprised by any whacked-out shenanigans to cross her path, but...]

I'm guessing you don't need to be healed.

well that's not very nice

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Kevas will always try to find a way to surprise her.]

Maybe...

[He scales back down the wall rather quickly. Once he reaches the first story Kevas bounds off the wall, doing several impressive flips before landing gracefully beside her. Yeah he's pretty sure he could never do that before.]

But I ain't be sure dat all dis be a good t'ing.

you can't handle the truth

[sacredbrand.livejournal.com]

[He's a damn show-off, and Nel's arms cross by way of preemptive expression of just how very disenchanted she is with everything.]

Mmm. So you are not enjoying yourself.

[Motherfucking trolls up in her grill doin' backflips and shit.]

I prefer to make up my own truth

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Kevas shrugs nonchalantly and smirks.]

Alright maybe a liddle, but dis still be strange.

[You know you love it.]

I think your truth is untruthful.

[sacredbrand.livejournal.com]

[It beats lonesome days and nights in the Keep, true. Nel'd rather have an annoying troll flipping around the castle than nobody to show off for her.]

Shall I extract the venom, then? Or would you like more time to play?

*sigh* Just pretend he was speaking Zandali the whole time

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[And Kevas would be lost without have a yeti woman scolding him all the time.]

I'm not playing. I'm seeing what this can do. That web is strong. Easily strong enough to hold a few people. Maybe we can make use of it.

[So far everything that's happened to him has been useful, but there's no telling how long it will last...or if it will get worse.]

If it gets any worse than this we can take care of it then.

Can do pinche cabron <3

[sacredbrand.livejournal.com]

[She'll show Kevas who the yeti woman is, by Apris!]

Then I will be your shadow until something goes drastically wrong. If you falter, I'm removing the ... venom. Peculiar as it may be, it shouldn't be permanent.

[Nel glowers.] Try not to hurt yourself.

Thanks pinche cabron <3

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Oh he knows who she is. She's a tiny ladymon who has a habit of pinching the shit out of his ears.]

Yeah, I'd rather not end up as a giant green spider.

[Kevas counters her glower with a grin.]

Why do you always assume I'm going to hurt myself?

You're welcome pinche cabron <3

[sacredbrand.livejournal.com]

[You say that like pinching the shit out of his ears is the worst Nel can and will do to Kevas if he pushes her buttons in the right sequence.

She examines him, perturbed the mental image of a furry, green and gangly spider wandering around the Keep. Drinking all the alcohol and moping on the ceilings...]

Because you are rash, and frequently allow your emotions to run ahead of your mind.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Hey now, he hasn't be moping much lately and he's drinking no more than usual...for him anyway.]

I'm not that rash. You just have a habit of catching me at bad moments.

[Like whenever he's in the middle of a mental breakdown.]