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[drinkuntilidie]

[Anyone listening to their journal right now gets to hear the delightful sound of Kevas retching into a bucket. He's tried to keep his suffering silent for as long as he can, but with all the vomiting, shaking, and his head feeling like it's splitting open, Kevas just doesn't care any more.]

I want someone to do me a favor.

[Kevas sounds tired and absolutely miserable right now.]

Find a gun, come to my room, put it against my head, and pull the trigger. I'd apprecia-[Hang on, he's emptying out his stomach again.]

Appreciate it.

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[audio]

[needsnobottle]

[Oh, so nothing contagious or that could find it's way into Tammy's belly. That's a relief.]

What are you detoxing from?

[Zandali + Translated Text]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Every liquor you've ever heard of and some you haven't.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Oh.

Didn't know the keep was dry.

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[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

It's not. I'm being forced to do this.

[And now some dry heaving.]

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Oh.

Well, that sucks.

[Zandali + Translated Text]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Whole lotta people in this keep with a firm grasp of the obvious.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

[There's a small chuckle.]

Oh yeah. I got promoted recently. From Captain to Major Obvious.

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[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Oh, well congratulations girliemon. I'd drink in your honor but I think that would get me into some trouble with some friends of mine.

[Joking is good. Joking takes his mind of being sick.]

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Hey, pointing out the obvious is my job. Don't make me court martial you for insubordination.

[She'll do it soldier. You can hear it in her tone. Or maybe that's laughter.]

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[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Wasn't aware that I severed under you.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Point, and it sounds like you have enough commanding officers as it is.

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[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

More like a wife and a very stubborn friend.

[audio]

[needsnobottle]

Isn't wife just another word for C.O.?

[Can you tell she's smiling? Cause she is.]

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[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Might as well be.