20 [Zandali + Translated Text]

[drinkuntilidie]

You know, as shitty as places like this and the boat are, I have really got to hand it to them.

[He pauses as he downs his eighth bottle in a row.]

They definitely know their liquor around here. Seriously, I don't even recognize half these brands. Guess I had better spend some more time getting well acquainted with everything in here.

[Not that he hasn't been doing that. The tavern is pretty much his second home at this point and he's plenty happy to waste his day away trying every last bottle until he finally falls over. Sometimes a mon just needs a drink, and in this case he needs all of them.]

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[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs his shoulders.]

Meh, I ain't be picky 'bout what be stayin' and what be goin'.

[idkmybffcyclops]

I can tell.

[What? Has he really polished off two bottles during the course of this conversation? Must be, since he's reaching for a third.]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Kevas is still a good six bottles ahead of him and working on another. Logan has still got some work to do.]

Really? Joo be must be some kinda mind readuh mon.

[idkmybffcyclops]

[Logan snorts.]

That's the one thing, I ain't.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Kevas smirks and chugs more liquor from his bottle.]

Couldah fooled me mon.

[idkmybffcyclops]

[He glances over at Kevas and knocks back his bottle.]

Don't think I met you.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Probably not, I be havin' a very recognizable face.

[Mostly because he's the only one of his kind here.]

Da name be Kevas.

[He nods his hat at Logan.]

[idkmybffcyclops]

Logan.

[You 'member? The guy who was hitting on your wife? 'Member? You 'member.]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Yeah he 'members, but he doesn't really care. No way his wife would go for a guy like this.]

Right, joo be da mon I talked to aftah I lost my memuhry.

[idkmybffcyclops]

[Hey now, don't underestimate the power of Logan's charm. If Mimmi hadn't come along, you'd prolly have to have the 'stay away from my girl' speech with him.

Losing his memory...Logan pauses middrink and looks at Kevas.]

Oh yeah. What happened to you?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Please Logan, if Talia had laid claim on him first Kevas would still be hopping into the pants of every ladymon here.]

I died. Had my throat torn out.

[He'll just keep right on drinking if you don't mind.]

[idkmybffcyclops]

[Okay, Kevas. If that's what you want to believe.]

If you died, then why the hell am I sitting here talking to you?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Kevas just smirks and shakes his head.]

If joo ain't be believin' me now den joo ain't gonna believe me when I tell joo.

[idkmybffcyclops]

[It really shouldn't be that difficult to believe. But Logan can't help but be a little bit skeptical.]

Lemme guess, magic or some shit?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Or some shit yeah.

[Kevas knocks back the rest of his bottle.]

[idkmybffcyclops]

[Why does he get the feeling he needs to be drunk during the rest of his stay here?]

Great.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[Because that will make things much easier. That's how he got through the Elegante for the most part.]

Joo get used to it. Trust me. Well, maybe not da dyin', but da uddah weird shit yeah.

[idkmybffcyclops]

Like I didn't see enough weird shit back home.

[Better get started, Logan. So he's finishing off his bottle and reaching for another.]

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Den joo'll get used to dis place in no time.

[Azeroth now seems tame in comparison to all the things he's seen by now.]