37 [Zandalit + Translated Text]

[drinkuntilidie]

So I guess I've been gone a little longer than I thought.

[He's been doing a bit of reading since he got back.]

Good news is that I'm still in one piece.

Comments

god u suck

[yolonceler]

Oh. Well, they're not. Rapunzel and I are back, at least.

[drinkuntilidie]

...The fuck was she doing down there in the first place?

[Oh Onceler, you should have not said that.]

[yolonceler]

[Oh no. Ohhh nooo.]

Well, uh, we... alright, so we were hangin' out in the clothier's tower, right, and we didn't hear anything on the journals for a while, yeah, so we... Rapunzel thought it would be a good idea to see if anybody needed help. Medic duty, y'know! Buuut, we didn't find anybody.

[THEN THEY DIED]

[drinkuntilidie]

[Who is this guy and why the hell is he hanging out with Rapunzel?]

And you just let her go down there? What if she got hurt!?

[And no he doesn't care about you.]

[yolonceler]

[Get used to him, because they're dating.]

Uhhhhhhhhh. About that... Sooo, we were going down some stairs, and they kind of... broke.

[drinkuntilidie]

[Every time he opens his mouth Kevas' opinion takes a nosedive.]

Just what are you trying to tell me?

[There's a sinking feeling in his stomach and he speaks through gritted teeth.]

[yolonceler]

We kind of died?

[drinkuntilidie]

[Hope you like awkward silence buddy because you're getting a lot of it right now.]

Here's what your going to do. You're going to get your quill and then you're going to write down where Rapunzel is. After that you're going to close your book and not speak to me again. I don't want to hear your voice.

[yolonceler]

I -

[RIGHT RIGHT NOT SPEAKING OK]

She's in her room. I'm sorry, I am so sorry.

[drinkuntilidie]

[Good catch.]

Good boy. Now leave.